21. Texan. Theatre Major. Gay. Head Cheerleader. Homecoming Queen. Part-time Model. It's my blog, so I post what I want.

 

if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

(Source: 69shadesofgray)

Chill times at home/Toby’s with @tatekat1

Chill times at home/Toby’s with @tatekat1

andrewwrichard:

I’ve decided that every now and then I am going to write in my journal relevant passages, random spurts of inspiration, so that someday I have a book full of wisdom to look back on. And even if I don’t remember what these tidbits of writing were about they are still there and they will tell me a story.

andrewwrichard:

I’ve decided that every now and then I am going to write in my journal relevant passages, random spurts of inspiration, so that someday I have a book full of wisdom to look back on. And even if I don’t remember what these tidbits of writing were about they are still there and they will tell me a story.

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]